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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So they tried
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...