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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Everyone loved it.

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

So they tried

Laborum vero molestiae dolorem tenetur doloribus delectus.

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some best sources of great porn?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

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